Streetwear for people who eat seriously
and cook like no one's watching.
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MADE TO ORDER
Printed after you order it. No stockpile, no guessing, no dead stock.
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the concept
Bad Mayo started with a simple question: why does all the good food energy go into the kitchen and none of it goes on the shirt?
We make graphic tees for people who know the difference between mise en place and a meal prep. Who have opinions about fat ratios. Who eat adventurously and cook the same way.
This isn't food merch. It's culinary threads. Batch #0026.
comfort colors. comes in black and natural.
Every Bad Mayo tee is printed on Comfort Colors 1717 - the gold standard blank for streetwear that actually lasts. We run black and natural. No pastels. No compromises.
Heavyweight. Pre-shrunk. Worn-in feel from day one.
made when you order it, doesn't sit on a shelf.
Every tee is printed on demand. No overstock. No waste.
Just your order, when you place it.
